Our seventh president, Andrew has a quick wit and quicker temper. Loyal. Good in a duel. A family man, “Old Hickory” and his wife adopted three sons and are guardians for eight more. Well-known for his generosity, his face is on the $20 bill. Despite being portrayed on-screen by Charlton Heston, Andrew is a humble man.
Shipping and Receiving
The Kraken is a legendary sea monster that dwells off the coasts of Norway and Greenland. Technically a cephalopod, she manages all of our incoming freight. While her reputation for water safety is a bit sketchy, she loves ships, floating debris, and citrus fruit.
Intensely shy but brimming with potential, Violet assists the development team. A high school student, she’s incredibly involved with her family’s community safety initiative. She loves her parents, and is especially proud of her brother Dash, a budding track star.
Tony makes the websites. He likes it. so we let him keep doing it. Buy him some Dr Pepper or a hot bowl of Pho and he may make you a website, too.
Programming and Data
Connor writes the code that makes the websites work. He’s also the resident data entry
grunt expert, Regex guru, and hat aficionado.